LOL News
LOL Dress Code
The LOL Library has been forced by recent events to enforce a dress code. Patrons must wear both shoes and shirts to enter the library, although clown outfits, including oversize shoes that squeak when the wearer takes a step, are still frowned upon.
LOL Sewage Leak
Sewage has leaked all over the LOL Library, soiling many of our LOL collections in the basement. Asked for comment, Rutherford Haggis, the director of the LOL Library, said simply, "Sewage is no match for LOL."
LOL Events
LOL @ LOL Library
Join other Librarians from other Libraries for a 3-hour slideshow about the history of LOL Library on August 5 at 8pm. Enjoy exhaustive details on Libraries and Librarians in our auditorium of wooden, straight-backed chairs.
LOL Award Night
Every year the LOL Library honors Libraries and Librarians with the coveted LOL Awards. Join us September 17 at 8pm for this formal affair, honoring the best in our profession.
LOL Exhibits
Stuffy LOLs
Many Libraries and librarians suffer from stuffiness. The former might have a clogged filter in their HVAC, while the latter are susceptible to hayfever, allergies, or the common cold. The LOL Library is proud to showcase our collection of stuffy library and librarian memorabilia, including Melvil Dewey's soiled handkerchief and Ranganathan's EpiPen.
Quiet LOLs
Librarians have been yelling to anyone who will listen that they don't shush anymore. But the LOL Library has artifacts that highlight the history of LOL shushing. Come see Nancy Pearl's "Shut it" button and Charles Cutter's medical note from straining his neck due to "excessive shushing."
Vintage LOLs
Libraries and Librarians have been around a long time, and thrived in the post-WWII era. Come see the LOL Library's collection of vintage library paraphernalia, including Ranganathan's fedora and Henriette Avram's pillbox hat.